Greatest Use of the Goal Cam Ever

Followers of our Twitter feed or our Facebook page will recall that we recently discovered that Third String Goalie was the 4,511,544th most visited website in the world and we speculated that perhaps more nudity was the answer to increasing our page views.

Looking at info regarding our website and saw that we are the 4,511,544th most visited website in the World. Guess we need more nudity then.
— Third String Goalie (@3rdStringGoalie) December 15, 2013

We here at Third String Goalie strive to maintain a certain level of professionalism by avoiding profanity as well as poor grammar and spelling errors (as much as possible).

Additionally, we also have no plans to stoop to the level of outright nudity in search of hits, but in a blatant effort to increase our web traffic and draw some attention to our corner of the web, we simply must share The Greatest Use of the Goal Cam Ever.